Spamming = consequences

Hello Glitches! How are you? I am fiiiine! I have a small thing to tell you guys regarding the spam-protection in chat so here we go;

As you guys know, I've had spam protection ever since I started this channel. I was kinda too harsh with the blacklisted words, so they are changed... Only if you type something really rude you'll get a timeout for 10 minutes or if it's less harsh it'll only purge the message.

As for links and file-extensions, you will get a timeout for 10 minutes if you try to link anything or type anything regarding a link. I won't be removing the timeout so generously any more. People have been abusing this system and believing it's some kind of joke when it only purged the message.

It's annoying for me as a streamer AND the people in chat to see the same people troll the bot-system over and FUCKING over again. I'm done with it. If you type anything bad, you are going to feel the consequences about it now. 10 minutes off, read the rules, remember that and don't do it again. Told you before on the blog, people who do things on a regular basis that crosses the line... I'm banning those people. I'm not that sweet cuddly streamer who lubes EVERYONE anymore, I lube the ones who respect me, the rules and everyone else on the channel.

And no, subs won't be affected by this new thing. You are immune and can post basically whatever links you want in chat, that's your perks as being a sub and you get the cookies for being supporters
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So sorry it had to come to this, but you gotta understand it from my point of view too.
Sorry for your inconvenience - but that's it.

Sorry for a negative post, but I just wanted to get this off my chest.

MUCH LUBE, Yosh'

700 followers! THANK YOU, GLITCHES!

Hell yeah guys. Another part-goal. Another celebration.

And I really just wanted to say; Thank you so much. Thank you all my wonderful subs, followers, donators, viewers/lurkers for the awesome and wonderful support. I did not think it was gonna go this fast. Honestly, I believed that... when I changed my channel, my concept and everything that my stream is about, I thought it was going to take forever until I get close to 2K followers again. But I guess when you're a 'veteran-streamer' and you know what you're doing and have a clear mind with amazing people in chat that keeps supporting me - I just can't take it it. I am sitting here literally crying. I never thought streaming would be such a big thing in my life. But I was wrong.

Every day when I know I'm streaming I really am longing for it. No matter if it's like "Work is shit today" or "I feel depressed and I want to die" I KNOW the stream will support me and keep me energized. So honestly, thank you for being there. You crazy bastards. I could or WOULD never do this if it weren't for your awesome support. Streaming changed my life in to the better and I learned so much about how Twitch is, about new computer software's and that there are wonderful people out there in the world.

I can't say it enough. Thank you for clicking that follow-button. Thank you for being cray-cray idiots in chat whom I lube to have around. Just - thank you.

Let's talk: Bans

Okay. I want to be completely clear on this:

I DO NOT ban people accidentally. I ban people because they have pissed me off to an extent where I don't want to have them around any more. This is either for being rude, very annoying, perverted, a straight up-DICK or doing something VERY inappropriate in chat or on stream. Bans happen after a person doing any of these things, MORE than once. And I also have a very good person sensor, I know when people are joking so don't worry about me banning you just like that! :)

But hey, I'm a forgiving girl! I can accept your humbleness and apology in a simple PM to my Twitch or Twitter. It's just as simple as that! :) Read the rules, think about what you could have been doing wrong and just get back to me. I won't be mad, bro!

Do NOT, I repeat, do NOT, apologize or BEG in chat to unban you. I don't discuss these things openly. If you start spamming in chat or keep tweeting me on Twitter for me to unban you, the risk is 100% higher to ban you, block you and ignore you everywhere I can see your messages and you are never welcome back.

New sexy looks & website domain!

Hey Glitches!
How are things with you guys? I'm good actually! A bit tired, but good.
If you haven't seen it yet, there's a new overlay, description banners and I also bought myself a domain for my website at Wix just now. I think it looks more professional, girly, modern, sleek and its very much fitting "me". Let me know what you guys think! The new look is also applied to the new website, be sure to check it out when it comes live in 1-2 days at this link: www.failglitch.info 

Future plans

I'm up early because it's laundry day, oh what fun!
I just wanted you to give you an update on what's to come, it's been a long time since we sat down and had a talk, right? ❤️‍ So it's time...

1. Charity stream 24/7/2016

I will do a charity 12 hrs stream for the organization Crisis Text Line which is a free international service for people in crisis and you'll get instant reply from another person around the world who just really love to be there for other people and help out. You can read more about their org. here: http://www.crisistextline.org
We will try to collect $100 for them under these 12 hours. During the time I will be playing the wonderful game Heavy Rain, which is going to be a blind run and lots and lots of fun! "SHAAAAAAAAAAAAUN."

2.  Beyond: Two Souls PS3-stream

Some time after we're done with Heavy Rain & Okami HD we're playing Beyond: Two Souls which is another game I've completely missed out on since I have never owned a PS3 before. This is going to be another blind fun run and hopefully an emotionally attaching one.

3. Battleborn

I recently got my hand on a copy of Battleborn which seems like an amazing game that deserve some extra creds. It came out exactly at the same time as Overwatch, but very few people are playing it(or at least streaming it). I want to give this game a chance or five.

4. Xcom and Darkest Dungeon

These are two games that I have been looking at(and played a VERY tiny bit) but haven't gotten into for real yet. These are very strategic kinda slow games but still tons of fun. Renaming characters in game after subs and viewers could be such an amazing thing. I don't really know when these playthroughs will happen, but I have it in mind.

So, these are some plans for now.
Tell me in the comment section below which one you're looking forward the most! :)

People on the internet are both lovely creatures and frickin' dicks

First off - I love our community. I just... fucking love it.
I think that our community is one of the most awesome on twitch, we're so open minded, have a somewhat adult foundation and can just joke about everything. You could not find that anywhere else on Twitch.tv.
So thank you for being such a big part of my channel if you're reading this and thank you for supporting
everything that we do.

But sometimes, now and then, there are people in there who just get on my nerves.
I'm not naming names. But I am shit dead tired of people giving me attitude and being more or less pure dicks about it. I am not talking about people who make obvious jokes, I am not talking about people who join for the first time and try to be trolls or whatever. But regulars, who obviously are not enjoying the show but for whatever reason they have an attitude towards the streamer for no particular reason, but it's not enough for me as a streamer to give them a reason to ban them.

I don't like being a b*tch about stuff like this. But it's been like this for some time and I'm tired of it, and it wears me off. Streaming is not fun if people who tune in on a regular basis don't think it's fun.

This is my plea; If you don't enjoy the show, you don't have to stay.
Hit that unfollow-button and we'll go separate ways - and we will feel much happier both of us. 

If you feel like you want to get in contact with some of the people on my stream outside of the channel - then ask them for their skype or whatever... I don't want to become as bitter as I've been on my other channel - I won't let that happen again. Which leaves me no choice if people who tune in don't show respect and act up I will have to ban them. For no reason other than me feeling uncomfortable with them around. The end.

And I am very sorry I had to write this blog post. I'm sad even. But I have to share how I feel about it.

About my current health status

Hey Glitches.

I really feel like I should tell you something important. My lack of sleep, the coffee intake alongside with energy drinks, stress between the stream and my two jobs, bad food and no exercise has come to a point where it hurt me, and this time it has affected my heart. I'm not deathly ill, but it will affect me.

I am nauseous a lot, I am SO tired, I have uncomfortable feelings mixed with a slight pain in my chest and I feel dizzy sometimes. This health issue is called 
atrial fibrillation and is pretty common, even though not all people feel it. Drinking alcohol is making this even worse, why the drunk-stream never happened. I planned the drunk stream before these symptoms arrived and I thought I could make it. On the day of the drunk stream - I freaked, because it was worse than usual and I was also having a crazy anxiety which just increased as I felt stronger symptoms. This is why I'm saying this now; I will not have any more drunk streams, I will not sit there, and drink excessively just because people are entertained about it. I'm done with that. Drinking alcohol while streaming - sure! But I WILL not sit and drink, drink, drink... and end up on a viral YouTube video somewhere. I feel like our channel deserve a little bit higher standard. Just a little.

So, I will be tired a lot from now on since one coffee every one or two days, minimum sugar and bad foods, more sleep to gain what I lost and so my heart and mind can rest and regain strength. Just wait for me to get better, it may take 1 week, it may take 4, it may take half a year. But I won't stop streaming, I'm just going to take it really easy. 

Lube ya, #glitchfam
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