Spamming = consequences

Hello Glitches! How are you? I am fiiiine! I have a small thing to tell you guys regarding the spam-protection in chat so here we go;

As you guys know, I've had spam protection ever since I started this channel. I was kinda too harsh with the blacklisted words, so they are changed... Only if you type something really rude you'll get a timeout for 10 minutes or if it's less harsh it'll only purge the message.

As for links and file-extensions, you will get a timeout for 10 minutes if you try to link anything or type anything regarding a link. I won't be removing the timeout so generously any more. People have been abusing this system and believing it's some kind of joke when it only purged the message.

It's annoying for me as a streamer AND the people in chat to see the same people troll the bot-system over and FUCKING over again. I'm done with it. If you type anything bad, you are going to feel the consequences about it now. 10 minutes off, read the rules, remember that and don't do it again. Told you before on the blog, people who do things on a regular basis that crosses the line... I'm banning those people. I'm not that sweet cuddly streamer who lubes EVERYONE anymore, I lube the ones who respect me, the rules and everyone else on the channel.

And no, subs won't be affected by this new thing. You are immune and can post basically whatever links you want in chat, that's your perks as being a sub and you get the cookies for being supporters
<3

So sorry it had to come to this, but you gotta understand it from my point of view too.
Sorry for your inconvenience - but that's it.

Sorry for a negative post, but I just wanted to get this off my chest.

MUCH LUBE, Yosh'

700 followers! THANK YOU, GLITCHES!

Hell yeah guys. Another part-goal. Another celebration.

And I really just wanted to say; Thank you so much. Thank you all my wonderful subs, followers, donators, viewers/lurkers for the awesome and wonderful support. I did not think it was gonna go this fast. Honestly, I believed that... when I changed my channel, my concept and everything that my stream is about, I thought it was going to take forever until I get close to 2K followers again. But I guess when you're a 'veteran-streamer' and you know what you're doing and have a clear mind with amazing people in chat that keeps supporting me - I just can't take it it. I am sitting here literally crying. I never thought streaming would be such a big thing in my life. But I was wrong.

Every day when I know I'm streaming I really am longing for it. No matter if it's like "Work is shit today" or "I feel depressed and I want to die" I KNOW the stream will support me and keep me energized. So honestly, thank you for being there. You crazy bastards. I could or WOULD never do this if it weren't for your awesome support. Streaming changed my life in to the better and I learned so much about how Twitch is, about new computer software's and that there are wonderful people out there in the world.

I can't say it enough. Thank you for clicking that follow-button. Thank you for being cray-cray idiots in chat whom I lube to have around. Just - thank you.

Let's talk: Bans

Okay. I want to be completely clear on this:

I DO NOT ban people accidentally. I ban people because they have pissed me off to an extent where I don't want to have them around any more. This is either for being rude, very annoying, perverted, a straight up-DICK or doing something VERY inappropriate in chat or on stream. Bans happen after a person doing any of these things, MORE than once. And I also have a very good person sensor, I know when people are joking so don't worry about me banning you just like that! :)

But hey, I'm a forgiving girl! I can accept your humbleness and apology in a simple PM to my Twitch or Twitter. It's just as simple as that! :) Read the rules, think about what you could have been doing wrong and just get back to me. I won't be mad, bro!

Do NOT, I repeat, do NOT, apologize or BEG in chat to unban you. I don't discuss these things openly. If you start spamming in chat or keep tweeting me on Twitter for me to unban you, the risk is 100% higher to ban you, block you and ignore you everywhere I can see your messages and you are never welcome back.

New sexy looks & website domain!

Hey Glitches!
How are things with you guys? I'm good actually! A bit tired, but good.
If you haven't seen it yet, there's a new overlay, description banners and I also bought myself a domain for my website at Wix just now. I think it looks more professional, girly, modern, sleek and its very much fitting "me". Let me know what you guys think! The new look is also applied to the new website, be sure to check it out when it comes live in 1-2 days at this link: www.failglitch.info 

Future plans

I'm up early because it's laundry day, oh what fun!
I just wanted you to give you an update on what's to come, it's been a long time since we sat down and had a talk, right? ❤️‍ So it's time...

1. Charity stream 24/7/2016

I will do a charity 12 hrs stream for the organization Crisis Text Line which is a free international service for people in crisis and you'll get instant reply from another person around the world who just really love to be there for other people and help out. You can read more about their org. here: http://www.crisistextline.org
We will try to collect $100 for them under these 12 hours. During the time I will be playing the wonderful game Heavy Rain, which is going to be a blind run and lots and lots of fun! "SHAAAAAAAAAAAAUN."

2.  Beyond: Two Souls PS3-stream

Some time after we're done with Heavy Rain & Okami HD we're playing Beyond: Two Souls which is another game I've completely missed out on since I have never owned a PS3 before. This is going to be another blind fun run and hopefully an emotionally attaching one.

3. Battleborn

I recently got my hand on a copy of Battleborn which seems like an amazing game that deserve some extra creds. It came out exactly at the same time as Overwatch, but very few people are playing it(or at least streaming it). I want to give this game a chance or five.

4. Xcom and Darkest Dungeon

These are two games that I have been looking at(and played a VERY tiny bit) but haven't gotten into for real yet. These are very strategic kinda slow games but still tons of fun. Renaming characters in game after subs and viewers could be such an amazing thing. I don't really know when these playthroughs will happen, but I have it in mind.

So, these are some plans for now.
Tell me in the comment section below which one you're looking forward the most! :)

People on the internet are both lovely creatures and frickin' dicks

First off - I love our community. I just... fucking love it.
I think that our community is one of the most awesome on twitch, we're so open minded, have a somewhat adult foundation and can just joke about everything. You could not find that anywhere else on Twitch.tv.
So thank you for being such a big part of my channel if you're reading this and thank you for supporting
everything that we do.

But sometimes, now and then, there are people in there who just get on my nerves.
I'm not naming names. But I am shit dead tired of people giving me attitude and being more or less pure dicks about it. I am not talking about people who make obvious jokes, I am not talking about people who join for the first time and try to be trolls or whatever. But regulars, who obviously are not enjoying the show but for whatever reason they have an attitude towards the streamer for no particular reason, but it's not enough for me as a streamer to give them a reason to ban them.

I don't like being a b*tch about stuff like this. But it's been like this for some time and I'm tired of it, and it wears me off. Streaming is not fun if people who tune in on a regular basis don't think it's fun.

This is my plea; If you don't enjoy the show, you don't have to stay.
Hit that unfollow-button and we'll go separate ways - and we will feel much happier both of us. 

If you feel like you want to get in contact with some of the people on my stream outside of the channel - then ask them for their skype or whatever... I don't want to become as bitter as I've been on my other channel - I won't let that happen again. Which leaves me no choice if people who tune in don't show respect and act up I will have to ban them. For no reason other than me feeling uncomfortable with them around. The end.

And I am very sorry I had to write this blog post. I'm sad even. But I have to share how I feel about it.

About my current health status

Hey Glitches.

I really feel like I should tell you something important. My lack of sleep, the coffee intake alongside with energy drinks, stress between the stream and my two jobs, bad food and no exercise has come to a point where it hurt me, and this time it has affected my heart. I'm not deathly ill, but it will affect me.

I am nauseous a lot, I am SO tired, I have uncomfortable feelings mixed with a slight pain in my chest and I feel dizzy sometimes. This health issue is called 
atrial fibrillation and is pretty common, even though not all people feel it. Drinking alcohol is making this even worse, why the drunk-stream never happened. I planned the drunk stream before these symptoms arrived and I thought I could make it. On the day of the drunk stream - I freaked, because it was worse than usual and I was also having a crazy anxiety which just increased as I felt stronger symptoms. This is why I'm saying this now; I will not have any more drunk streams, I will not sit there, and drink excessively just because people are entertained about it. I'm done with that. Drinking alcohol while streaming - sure! But I WILL not sit and drink, drink, drink... and end up on a viral YouTube video somewhere. I feel like our channel deserve a little bit higher standard. Just a little.

So, I will be tired a lot from now on since one coffee every one or two days, minimum sugar and bad foods, more sleep to gain what I lost and so my heart and mind can rest and regain strength. Just wait for me to get better, it may take 1 week, it may take 4, it may take half a year. But I won't stop streaming, I'm just going to take it really easy. 

Lube ya, #glitchfam
<3

American servers & Overwatch

There is a bunch of viewers and people out there that's wondering "Why the hell are you playing on the American servers?" There are many answers to this question but the most important answer is;
There is no time and energy to switch between them. Most of the people who wants to play with me are on the American server anyway. No matter how I do there is always some person who prefers american or european(or any other region) and every time I switch I have to LOG OUT of Battle.net and add new people on Battle.net to be able to play with them, and some people have a hard time figuring out how to switch servers. It's too time-taking and it's not professional for me as a streamer to take 5 minutes or more just to add new people and switch servers. So here's a little tutorial on how to actually change server to play with me on the American servers!

And the answer is NO; You wont get serious lag from playing on another region of servers. Blizzard really got that covered for us. As long as you live in a populated part of the world with a somewhat good internet - you wont get ping lag. I promise :)

First off, LOG OUT of Battle.net completely.




















Right above your login info is a little fold-down tab. Click it and you'll see the servers you can connect to.
Click 'Americas' and then login with your info. All your skins and levels will still be there when you switch servers. I am not sure about PotG though.

Once you're in Battle.net again you will have to add new people to your friend list(this is how Blizzard designed their servers) so go ahead and add me or someone else you want to play with.
Before you start the game up with the "PLAY"-button, go ahead and make sure that it's set to Americas in the fold down-menu here too. Click PLAY and start your watch :)

(For some reason this blog post looks like shit, blogger is really incompatible with image-handling, sigh)

Big inspirations on Twitch

I've been doing Twitch for like 1,5 year now... and there are some streams that really have affected the way my stream is and the way I am. And I thought this blog needed some positive spirit, so here we go!

www.twitch.tv/ellohime
This is a person who is SO fun to watch and make me giggle and cry of laughter every time I watch him.
Entertainment and interactive - those are the keyword for this stream. Ello also has a lot of fun giveaways to enter and he is also a very compassionate human being with a big heart - and he's also a very good player. He totally love what he is doing! Mostly playing a lot of single player games but also some MMORPGs, shooters and other fun multiplayer stuff.

www.twitch.tv/swebliss 
A very neat girl from Gothenburg which also recently started a YouTube career as well. Emma has a sick business sense and knows her stuff about CS:GO which is her main game of her channel. She also plays some MMORPGs, Overwatch and doing a buttload of awesome creative streams where she draws doodles of her Subscribers.

www.twitch.tv/elsbeth
 Elsbeth... I don't even know where to start. This girl has so much energy, an amazing charisma and is super fun to watch. She's the voice actor of a character in League of Legends and she's doing voice acting for a living - and she rocks doing it. Mostly playing some LoL, playing new single player games, Nintendo-games on her WiiU and a lot of other fun stuff.

www.twitch.tv/fiskarnaTV
 Another swede from Dalarna who has an amazing community with a lot of relaxing viewers and laidback friends. I love his chat and his stream. Mostly, he's playing singleplayer games and also some RPGs like RUST, Ark and I think I've also catched him playing DayZ? I'm not sure about that last one, since I kinda recently saw his stream randomly browsing Dark Souls on Twitch.

Check these awesome people out and remember to give them a follow.

Lube ya'll!
/Yosh'

"YOUR A GRILL GAMER"

Yeah. I got boobs. I also have a va-jay-jay. It doesn't make me more entertaining, a better player or even more interesting. At least, it should not. I have to deal with people joining chats with "IM A GRILL GAMER TOO." - Good for f*cking you!

Im neutral to the matter. Very neutral. I don't even got boobs worth showing off.
And, IF, I every now and then wear shirts that have a "generous view" that's because I love those shirts and think they are very nice to wear, since I'm a huge fan of clothing and makeup and those are my biggest interests... What I wear, what I have, is not interesting. Who I am and what I do - is.

And for those ones who just kid around - this blog post isn't for you.
I LOVE the "grill gamer"-thing as a joke. It's hillarious! But when it comes to objectifying a person for
what they have 'down below' should never affect whatever you wanna watch on Twitch. Just sayin'.

Xsplit, what the actual fuck?

Yesterday was kinda... fun. And hideous in another way.
It all started with me sitting and FINALLY fixing the setup for OBS studio and fixing a new layout in Photoshop, which turned out to be great. I found awesome features in OBS that wasnt easy enough in Xsplit or just costed more money for simple ass-shit stuff - completely free in OBS ofc.

So I posted this on twitter:

And then, my crazy ex-"boyfriend" Xsplit started going on about real bat-shit crazy stuff. Both their official Twitter account and an employee in the UK. They just wouldn't let me be! They thought I had issues with their software which was making me taking the decision to stop using it. Which actually is not the case.

BUT; I have had. Xsplit is leaking processes, using WAY too much CPU-juice and there's been too much of it - re-occurring problems that I have to fix in dll-files about constantly, things that needs to refresh, my cam is not 100% compatible with their software and it is just not user friendly in the end. These are issues that Xsplit know about and they don't intend to fix it. No settings in the world could fix this, mixed with keeping high quality video on the stream. Don't take me wrong here though. I LOVED Xsplit, for a long time. Everything was better than the old OBS, but the new OBS Studio, oh my lord, this is SO good.

I once said that "I'd rather pay for good shit, than use free crap and support people having a job/pay their salaries and so on", and I still stand for what I said. But I'd also pay(read donate) for an actual good software that is NOT created by a big company which is seeing their software as somekind of cult, and when people try to leave it - they will hunt you down with fork sticks and torches and wonder why we ever wanted to leave.

I had no idea that Xsplit could be so desperate to keep customers. I told them in our conversations that they're really not helping out when it comes to "making a good impression" and making me come back as a customer. And they went mental about it. I don't understand how they can act up like that to customers/old customers. I was wondering if they were trolling first, but this is just fricking hideous.

I will never recommend their services, software or anything else in the future. And I'll probably stick with OBS Studio for a long time.

I'm just a streamer, don't treat me like a famous person

I've noticed something over the 1,5 year that I have streamed that some of the people who tune in on my stream... They tend to treat me like I was famous and they fan-girl a bit too much about me and who I am. I just want to say; No. Please don't. I'm a regular, wierd kinda girl. There's nothing to fan-girl about me over. I go up early, work, earn money, take a shit, whine about life, cry when I fail and give elderly people a hate-stare when they judge me, just like you lot. We are all special butterflies, ja-de-ja-de... But I don't want to be treated as I'm the new Britney Spears, a famous model or a rockstar. I'm just me. I have changed a lot during the past year and I still have a problem taking in who the fuck I am today. I love myself, and what I believe in, what I enjoy, what I love.

I believe people take a liking to me because I'm bold, not prude, confident and kind. That still doesn't make me worth fan-girling about. I'm just a swedish woman, sitting on a chair, making you guys enjoy your evenings a bit more with music, laughs and weird games. I'm an entertainer whom you guys found by accident. I love what I do when I'm streaming, and I love that you guys are there when I'm doing it.
I truly do.

But once again, I am not worth fan-girling for.
 

Creeps and obsessed people on Twitch

For a LONG time on my other account I thought that this behavior was okay for me to have to go through. That I should take this shit and just shove it down my throat and be happy that people liked me, even if it was SO uncomfortable and almost made me stopped streaming.

Yes. I am talking about the creeps. The idiots without a barrier to what is okay and to what is a working reality. I'm talking about those people who don't UNDERSTAND how or why you should not write "I love you." or "Will you marry me?" or even "I'll donate 100 for you if you show boobs."
YOU GUYS ARE FUCKING SICK. You're making me sick. I will never, ever, say this out loud on a stream. I will never tell you that live. But please, be realistic. I don't fucking know you, and I don't want to. Honestly. I don't give two tits if you are drunk, have a disorder(then, get help!) or just a very lonely person... This behavior is not OK.

Sure, some of these people you are visiting may like that kind of attention, but so many do not. This is not cute, it's definitely not romantic and it is not funny(if you are a troll). And me, as a person and a streamer, have a high tolerance. If you come into my stream, my chat... and type these things for one time only with a bunch of Kappas with it, I won't even care. I will laugh and lube you back. But joining with "YOSHI I LOVE YOU, I WANNA MARRY YOU"... God, why?

What eve problem you guys have in real life, if you're a smart ass troll or just don't know what to do with your life, you need to get away from the computer and get some perspective on life. You don't wanna be sitting in that chair doing what ever you are doing right now that makes people uncomfortable. I'm not talking about people who spend their whole life in front of a computer here(I kinda do that, lol), but about the people who DOES NOT KNOW BOUNDARIES. Me myself, know exactly(more or less) where the line is drawn.

Don't mess up people's lives with that stalker, creep, ass-attitude and type things like that in chat.
It's so sick, twisted and utterly fucked up. Just stop.

Hello world

So. I've had this idea for ages. I want to start a blog regarding my streaming experience on Twitch. I've been streaming on Twitch for about... 1,5 year now? And I feel like I want to share some really important topics with a lot of different streamers, viewers, developers and discuss things with you guys. I will bring up different things every time I blog, I will bring up "daily experience"-stuff that is new for me as a streamer but maybe someone else can relate to it some other way and give me hints and feedback and most of all: I just want you guys to know me better, what I'm going through, what I feel and how I feel when I'm streaming. I want a deeper connection with you guys - and therefor, I will try to blog as often and as much as I can.

Tune in and follow me on google blogger on a daily basis.
Much lube.

Yoshi